She’s so dirty


The Delphin Voyager this morning. Not a great advert for Hansa Kreuzfahrten.


The Ivy, Sydney


Have you ever seen

A smile from an Ivy patron?

Do the staff merely grimace

When you call your order out?

Do you feel like just another

Sheep in dirty wool?

To spend 150 million dollars

and to end up looking like a fool

or cool

depending on which side of the street your standing

if you get my drift